Anonymous asked: is there a specific reason sour twist is offline?? i feel like i've missed something huge.
because, like all sites eventually do, it died.
i think i found hell, i think i found something - a lucy weasley mix. (listen)
i. female robbery - the neighbourhood | ii. lost in my bedroom - sky ferreira | iii. heaven knows i’m miserable now - the smiths | iv. i think ur a contra - vampire weekend | v. oblivion - grimes | vi. post-break up sex - the vaccines | vii. medicine - daughter | viii. smells like teen spirit - nirvana | ix. barely legal - the strokes | x. breezeblocks - alt-j | xi. fluorescent adolescent - arctic monkeys | xii. two fingers - jake bugg | xiii. icarus - bastille
![THIRTEEN THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT LUCY WEASLEY
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lucy is - despite what the general consensus might say about her - precociously smart and well read, and you can blame dear ol’ percy for that. she will quote voltaire to shut you up if she has to.
if jason dean from heathers and zooey glass from franny & zooey (and also maybe liam gallagher back when she wasn’t a little angst monster) either had a child or morphed into a single entity that somehow had lady parts, you’d get lucy.
she has a pet cat named nietzsche because it looks like it has the same sort of outrageous moustache action. also because it’s the most pessimistic creature imaginable.
back in the day when she was a shining beacon of hope for team hufflepuff, she developed a trick that was basically a really extreme version of the wronksi feint in which she pretended to fall off her broom to distract the opposing team, and then accio’d her broom at the last second so she could snatch up the snitch while everyone was still in shock. it has since been banned.
even though she’s rarely in class, lucy gets all her work done - usually while she’s sitting by the lake with nietzsche and smoking vanilla cigarettes because she’s a lady thank you very much.
she was born with blonde hair, and has never tried to dye it because it makes her look like her mum and she’s always admired her mum. and if you make a joke about her hair not being red, she’ll literally just punch you in the face and walk away really calmly. (not kidding, she’s done this at least 4 times already.)
lucy got lost in the library for 12 hours in her first year and has therefore vowed not to go back since.
has a horrible habit of of doodling on everything. and it’s not even pretty, flowery doodles or anything. she just draws lines and shapes and the occasional penis.
lucy reads a lot. a lot. but she only reads for herself, and generally detests assigned reading. she’s really fond of muggle authors, though. she’s really keen on hemingway, even though she thinks he was kind of a douche. bukowski too.
lucy can’t produce a patronus because she skipped that lesson and then never really made an effort to learn on her own afterwards.
on a first name basis with every drug dealer / muggle booze smuggler in knockturn alley. it’s how she gets all her fancy herbal cigs, after all.
the concept of love is lost on her, because she thinks she’s unlovable (poor baby). relationships genuinely terrify her, and she’s probably only had one serious boyfriend that she occasionally has lingering feelings for (p.s. holla if you want the be this special guy because i’ll probably request him anyway ya), but that’s it. anything other than casual sex and maybe jumper borrowing sends her running towards the hills.
thirteen is her lucky number because she’s fucking hardcore thx](http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5488ce51b0925a5d6706663627b6ec7/tumblr_mlvs3voVxt1rn7b4oo1_500.png)
hell lo it’s ur friendly neighbourhood elsea here to say i think lucy mb has a group of fellow Drunk Burnout Slacker Hotties prolly along the lines of skins and they p much just hang out by the lake and maybe burn things like leaves and cigarette cartons and their hopes and dreams (just kidding i think) but basically they’re all rly Fucked Up and probably a little sad but oh well they throw rly nice parties and smuggle in muggle booze to the school sometimes
so ya if ur up or down or all around 4 that then hit me up either on this blog or my main (plathss) bc idek if this one has an ask and i’m rly sorry this made no sense b/c i just spilled tea on myself :(((((((((( but think skins :)))))))) only :)))))))))))) with magic :))))))))))))))))
lucy elizabeth weasley - 17, hufflepuff, probably drunk right now
UNDER A CUT BECAUSE IT’S RLY LONG WOW I’M APOLOGIES
