WASSUP I’M ELSEA AND I PROBABLY SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON SCHOOL BUT VIVI’S A PEER PRESSURER SO HERE I AM

seven hours to go!

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW AT THIS TIME TMR SOUR TWIST WILL BE OPEN AND CRY????

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CASUAL REMINDER THAT

TWO DAYS

LUCY WEASLEY: WARDROBE EDITION

today i accidentally typed sour tit instead of sour twist three times just thought everyone should be aware of this 

LUCY WEASLEY'S AMORTENTIA ✦ peppermint, smoke, freshly fallen leaves. 

LUCY WEASLEY'S PATRONUS ✦ arctic fox - cunning, stealth, persistence 

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6TH YEAR >> SEVENTEEN >> CASUAL DRUG DEALER, FULL TIME BADASS  lucy weasley probably isn’t what you expect when people say the name “weasley” - what, with her self-bleached hair and all. but that’s okay - she’s used to it by now. she got along with her uncle charlie much more than her own father, and that caused a bit of a rift in the family. especially when she called uncle charlie “dada” before her real dad. if lucy wasn’t such a shining beacon of the slacker lifestyle, she’d tbe a slytherin and there isn’t a question about it. she’s cunning, sly and manipulative - all under an easy half-crooked grin and a rambunctious little laugh. she has this way of weaselling (pun intended) her way into peoples’ lives - figuring out what they want, dangling that desire in front of them, and then carelessly tossing them away when she’s got what she wants. which is probably what makes her a stellar drug dealer. she’s really competitive, and sometimes that works against her. lucy is truly her father’s daughter in the sense that she always wants to be number one. (she’d win america’s next top model because she definitely wants to be on top.) lucy has a habit of forgetting she has a wand, and doing everything the muggle way because she’s exceptionally shitty at charms. she dyes (and cuts) her own hair, pierced her own navel and packs her own bowls. the only thing she really used magic for is when she’s too lazy to get up to get something from across the room.  she was in detention for her entire fourth year because she had sex in the charms class during dinner, and that’s pretty much her defining pre-drug ring moment.  as a chaser for the hufflepuff quidditch team, lucy does pretty well. she’d do better if she wasn’t consistently high during almost every match. lucy weasley is a little social butterfly, and maybe that’s due to that sly personality of hers. she has a hard time remembering names, and calls everyone either “sweets” or “sugar: if you think she’s listening to you talk, there’s a possibility she probably isn’t - but she’ll nod and smile just to edge you along. lucy’s only real ambition is to earn loads of money and visit every country in the world. she hates being in one place for too long, this little antsypants.  mention the words “love” and “you” in the same sentence around her and she’ll be off running. lucy doesn’t like the concept of love - it’s fickle and sticky and a great big mess. she doesn’t want to “give some skeezy bloke that kinda emotional power, ya know?” which is why her only “committed relationship” is the one she has to her ~craft~ aka dealing recreational drugs to her peers. speaking of which, never short lucy on a payment. she’ll break your knees. or something. long story short: she had a muggle mob movies phase when she was like 11.  (also speaking of which: she’ll break your knuckles if she isn’t your number one source of wizard weed. customer loyalty is everything to lovely lucy.) “whatever forever” - actual lucy weasley quote  ok bye love her love me buy sum drugs  
6TH YEAR >> SEVENTEEN >> CASUAL DRUG DEALER, FULL TIME BADASS 
  • lucy weasley probably isn’t what you expect when people say the name “weasley” - what, with her self-bleached hair and all. but that’s okay - she’s used to it by now.
  • she got along with her uncle charlie much more than her own father, and that caused a bit of a rift in the family. especially when she called uncle charlie “dada” before her real dad.
  • if lucy wasn’t such a shining beacon of the slacker lifestyle, she’d tbe a slytherin and there isn’t a question about it. she’s cunning, sly and manipulative - all under an easy half-crooked grin and a rambunctious little laugh. she has this way of weaselling (pun intended) her way into peoples’ lives - figuring out what they want, dangling that desire in front of them, and then carelessly tossing them away when she’s got what she wants.
  • which is probably what makes her a stellar drug dealer.
  • she’s really competitive, and sometimes that works against her. lucy is truly her father’s daughter in the sense that she always wants to be number one.
  • (she’d win america’s next top model because she definitely wants to be on top.)
  • lucy has a habit of forgetting she has a wand, and doing everything the muggle way because she’s exceptionally shitty at charms. she dyes (and cuts) her own hair, pierced her own navel and packs her own bowls. the only thing she really used magic for is when she’s too lazy to get up to get something from across the room. 
  • she was in detention for her entire fourth year because she had sex in the charms class during dinner, and that’s pretty much her defining pre-drug ring moment. 
  • as a chaser for the hufflepuff quidditch team, lucy does pretty well. she’d do better if she wasn’t consistently high during almost every match.
  • lucy weasley is a little social butterfly, and maybe that’s due to that sly personality of hers. she has a hard time remembering names, and calls everyone either “sweets” or “sugar: if you think she’s listening to you talk, there’s a possibility she probably isn’t - but she’ll nod and smile just to edge you along.
  • lucy’s only real ambition is to earn loads of money and visit every country in the world. she hates being in one place for too long, this little antsypants. 
  • mention the words “love” and “you” in the same sentence around her and she’ll be off running. lucy doesn’t like the concept of love - it’s fickle and sticky and a great big mess. she doesn’t want to “give some skeezy bloke that kinda emotional power, ya know?”
  • which is why her only “committed relationship” is the one she has to her ~craft~ aka dealing recreational drugs to her peers.
  • speaking of which, never short lucy on a payment. she’ll break your knees. or something. long story short: she had a muggle mob movies phase when she was like 11. 
  • (also speaking of which: she’ll break your knuckles if she isn’t your number one source of wizard weed. customer loyalty is everything to lovely lucy.)
  • “whatever forever” - actual lucy weasley quote 
  • ok bye love her love me buy sum drugs 

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